Fools Day 2014 Jokes: SL News Papers English Edition


wfm%a,a 01 fudavhdf.a Èfkawk¾l,Sg fndakia uka;%S wiqkla
Idrela r;au,dkg weú;a mqáka ,xldfõ ixpdrhl
wo wfm%a,a 1 jkod fudavhdf.a Èkh iurñka cd;sl mqj;am;a lsysmhlu ck;dj rjgk wdldrfha m%jD;a;s m< lr ;sfnkjd' bka tlla jkafka fujr m<d;a iNd ue;sjrKfha wka; mrdchg m;aj .d,a, Èia;%slalfha fojeks wka;suhd jQ wkd¾l,S wdl¾Idg fndakia uka;%S wiqkla msßkukakg hk l;djls'fuh Èkm;d Èjhsk mqj;am; yd È whs,kaâ mqj;am; u.ska m< lr we;s mqj;ls' ta fufiah'

Èjhsk wfm%a,a 01
wk¾l,Sg fndakia wiqkla
^iqis,a chfldä&
ud;r Èia;%slalh ksfhdackh lrñka tlai;a ck;d ksoyia ikaOdkh hgf;a fujr m<d;a iNd ue;sjrKh i|yd ;r. l< wk¾l,s wdl¾Id fukúh fndakia uka;%S Oqrhla yryd m<d;a iNdj ksfhdackh lsÍfï jrï ,ndf.k we;' weh ukdm Pkao wgoyia wgish y;<sia folla ,nd ukdm ,ehsia;=fõ 18 ;ekg m;a jQjdh'

fndakia uka;%S wdik ,nd§u .ek ;ju idlÉPd lrf.k hk w;r tajd mrdð;hskaf.a jeäu ukdm ,dNSka fyda wdikak jeäu wh w;r ,ndfok nj lshefjk kuq;a wk¾l,S yg th ,nd fokq we;ehs úYajdihla fkdue;'
fï w;r wo uõìu mqj;am;ska ck;dj fkdu. hjk mqj;la m< lr we;af;a fnd,sjqvfha iqmsß k¿ Idrela ldka hdkhl ld¾ñl fodaIhla ksid r;au,dfkka f.dvnei ks<shka lsysm fofkl= iu. r;au,dfka isg ueÍka v%hsõ ud¾.h Tiafia .,alsiai m%foaYfha msysá iqmsß fydag,hla fj; mhska .sh l;djls'
th fufiah'

uõìu wfm%a,a 01
Idrela .uka.;a .=jka hdkh yÈisfha r;au,dkg f.dv niaihs
iqmsß fnd,sjqâ k¿ Idrela Ldka .uka .;a Tyqf.a fm!oa.,sl .=jka hdkh yÈis ld¾ñl fodaIhla fya;=fjka r;au,dk .=jkaf;dgqfmd<g f.dvniajd we;' ta jk úg Idrela Ldka iu. ;jka bka§h ks<shka lsysm fokl=o tu fm!oa.,sl .=jka hdkfha isg we;s nj mejefia' ld¾ñl fodaIh fya;=fldgf.k tu .=jka hdkh r;au,dkg f.dv neiaiùfuka wk;=rej Idrela Ldka r;au,dfka isg ueÍka v%hsõ ud¾.h Tiafia .,alsiai m%foaYfha msysá iqmsß fydag,hla fj; mhskau weúof.k f.dia ;sfí'
tys§ u. fomi /iaj isá msßif.ka Idrela Ldkag b;d by< ms<s.ekSula ,eî ;sfí' flfia fj;;a Idrela Ldka tu fydag,fha kjd;eka f.k isák nj oek.ekSu;a iu. Tyqf.a rislhka oyia ixLHdjla Idrelaj oel n,d .ekSfï wruqKska fydag,h jg,df.k isg we;s njo oek.kakg ;sfí'

fï w;r isf,daka gqfâ bx.%Sis mqj;am; reishdkq kdhl mqáka ,xldfõ ixpdrhla .; lrkakg tk njg mqj;a jd¾;djla m<lr we;' tys ±lafjkafka reishdkq kdhl mqáka hqlaf¾khg tfrys ch iurñka ,xldfõ i;shl ixpdrhla i|yd wo meñfKk nj;a ,xldfõ .; lrk ld,h ;=< foaYmd,k kdhlhska yd reishdkq m%ix.hla i|yd tlajkq we;s nj;ah'

isf,daka gqfâ wfm%a,a 01
Putin here on holiday?
Close on the heels of UPFA Provincial Council election victory, Russian President, Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, is expected to arrive in Sri Lanka this afternoon.
It is also learnt that Putin is considering a week-long holiday following his victory over Ukraine. He is also expected to call on his Sri Lankan counterpart and several other political leaders. Putin is also tipped to attend the concert by Russian all-girl band, Pussy Riot who will be perfoming in Colombo during the weekend.